Outside the norm

Just read a Crack!Naruto fic. And O.M.G I think I've injured myself laughing so much.

SasuNaru!Crack-Shippuuden #05 by momopi
Links to the other parts are there.

Some of my favorite parts:

Danzo: *looks at his papers* From this day on, until you complete your mission, your name will be Sai.
Sai: But my name is [SPOILER] *blinks* I mean my real name is [SPOILER] *blinks again* Why can't I say it?
Danzo: That is just one of those plot holes that Kishimoto wants to leave to piss off fans...I mean to keep fans interested.
Sai: So Sai, huh? Bu-but I already told you which name I wanna go with!
Danzo: There is no way I will let one of the ANBU's carry on an important mission, the mission that will change the future of Konoha, with the name...*looks at his papers*...Dick.C.Willy?
Sai: Awwww man! I think that's a great name!
Danzo: Sai, couldn't you spend a little more time on your mission and a little less on your perverted stuff?
Sai: No.
Danzo: Do I even want to know what the letter "C" stands for?
Sai: It stands for Cedric. My favorite character in Harry Potter.
Danzo: For a moment I thought...
Sai: Cedric Dickorgy and Luscious Mouthful are my ultimate favorites. ♥


and

Sai: Awwwww man! How about a joke? What do Sasuke and a corkscrew have in common?
Sakura: We don’t care!
Sai: Neither of them is straight!
Sakura: …
Sai: I’m so ROFL! ♥


*is DEAD* XD

Forgive Those Who Trespass by lomonaaeren

Author's Summary: Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.

It's so well written and is absolutely intense. I couldn't pull myself away from the story. The storyline is original and certain aspects of it just blew me away. I love how much detail is put into everything so that it flows. The originality is so enjoyable. I love the characterization of Draco and Harry as well.

The story certainly fits into the horror category. There are so many gruesome scenes in the story that made me pause a bit and try to steady myself. However, all the horrors add to the story and I found it all just wonderfully fascinating. The creatures and the ideas throughout the story are so incredible. The author certainly has an amazing imagination.

Fascinating read and definitely worth the time spent reading if one can stand gore and mutilation at the level present in the story. I certainly enjoyed it.

Thank you lomonaaeren. I look forward to your updates.

Hi everyone, how are all of you doing?

I haven't written anything in this journal for a while though I've checked my F-list every few days to update myself on the what's been going on.

hd_holidays and merry_smutmas!!!! I've read and seen all of the entries and they are just fantastic!! What a way to kick off my winter holiday. So I thank all those who submitted work because they've made my holiday awesome so far.

I'm finished school right now; my last exam was on the 14th. I got my grades back and passed everything!!!

I am so happy.

I've started writing a new Harry/Draco one shot but it still needs work and I need to find some motivation as I'm more inclined to read and lurk than write. ( ^-^;)

I just read this Naruto fanfic that made me snicker. It's basically a parody on Naruto highschool fic cliches.

To Fangirls, Without Love by nonpareil

I've also found some HP-crossovers that were pretty good.

phoenix_catcher has written many of them. They're WIP but the author updates so none of them are abandoned. I enjoyed the FFX and SG1 crossovers so far.

Beyond the Emerald Dawn by Araceil is a FF7xHP crossover.

I've been trying to find well-written crossover fics and am having a bit of a hard time finding them.

I've also registered for a de.li.cious account. It's so convenient!!!! I'm enjoying that too.

Well I guess that'll be all for my journal entry. I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday.

ugh. i have a biology study guide due tomorrow for 5% of my overall mark. of course i'm going to do it. it's so easy. i have a biology practice final. i'm kinda nervous because i haven't studied all weekend. i just slept most of it away.

just read the most amazing sasuxnaru one shot fic. it was so creepy but it was really effective in how it was presented. it definitely was something i enjoyed to read. Check it out!

also there was also this really great fanart doujinshi. it's only three pages but it looks like kishimoto-san's work. it's just that good and it's pretty funny. Doujinshi

another really good fanfic in the sasuxnaru one shot archive is My God by tsuzukinoai. interesting concept of the angel and demon theme.

well i have an english provincial and biology to do so bye.

I had to do this English Writing Portfolio. It was due today. I had to do 4 Good Copy Essays, 5 Compositions, and 6 Others where two had to be good copy. This is what i get for procrastinating. I didn't finish everything until 6:00am the today. i figured that i would be able to get in 3 hour's of sleep before having to go to school to do the final recycling clean up.

I woke up at 11:30am. Oh shit..i felt so bad for leaving my friend to do everything. I arrived at school at 12:00pm and I gave her a red bean bun as an apology.

It was the Student Appreciation BBQ so we got our annuals and went around signing. After was the recycling and cleaning out the bins for the final time.

I swear i was so exhausted by the time i got home. School is not over yet. I have an exam on Tuesday, a Provincial on Thursday and another Provincial on Monday. I hate school with a passion right now.

The only highlight of my day is that Shinobi: Heart Under Blade is being bitTorrented right now. I actually have seeders.

I watched Zatoichi too. That movie is hilarious.

Yay!!! Part I and Part II of The Freehand Sequence by thwax is finished.

I was looking at this most wonderfully hilarious book. Check it out, I guarantee you'll laugh. The Veela Picture Book by djinniyah

I'm going through a HarryxDraco phase right now. Don't worry, I'm still an avid fan of NaruxSasu or SasuxNaru.

RANT RANT RANT. I feel much better now.

gah...doing my english poetry which was due last week but i was sick and had to do a lot of tests so i had quite an extension.

i just finished reading a harryx(past) draco fic. it was amazing. titled Tempus by ravenna_c_tan

and another one called Moving Company by Lady Vance

i should probably get back to doing my h/w. my piano went well enough i think. i made lots of mistakes that i noticed though but who can be perfect.